alaskan whitefish
when one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a d-ld-. they leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. they then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.
guy 1- “hey bro just left an alaskan whitefish on that table over there”
guy 2- “if that guy over there drinks that sh-t i’ll give you 20 bucks”
guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.
guy 1- “where’s my 20 bucks?”
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