Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther
when one and his/her significant other l.a.r.p. for three straight hours after dining on mexican cuisine. followed by another 3 straight hours of dr. phil. followed by indulging in mediterranean cuisine. the two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the amazon. finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. they proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the b-tt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic sh-t over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. the infant panthers, now enraged and covered in dank sh-t, rape the living f-ck out of every individual involved. repeat process as needed, blue rain gatorade break every two days.
phillip: “gee, bob. what are all of those scratches on your arm?”
bob: “oh well phillip, my wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned alaskin angry sh-t-panther this weekend.”
phillip: “wow, that looks painful.”
bob: “you should see my b-tt-hole :)”
phillip: “thanks for the invite you insensitive pr-ck.”
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