alastair wood
an alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
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an alleyway filled with prost-tues, usually 25 or less. johnny went down to the wh-r- store with a full wallet. he came back broke, and contacted several std’s #wh-r- #store #shop #sl-t #prost-tute
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