Alaster


he’s one of the cuter guys with the s-xiest body you’ll find. he’s sweet and caring at times but he can also be the biggest d-ck ever…but in the end he will care for who he loves and you’re pretty lucky if he loves you! i’ll do anything for an alaster they are completely one of a kind and they all have their own special thing. alasters are overal great and fun people to talk and hang out with.
woah was that an alaster, he’s a d-mn fine piece of -ss!
see alastair, same general concept
what is an alaster?
i told you,see alastair

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