albanian bouquet


a verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won’t shut up.
if lisa doesn’t shut her piehole, she’s going to get the albanian bouquet.

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