albanian cattle sack
when 8 german tourists in alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its b-llsack while listening to system of a down (armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the b-llsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
hey franz and claus, are you guys ready for our monthly albanian cattle sack?
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