albanian pumphandle
having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with f-ll-t– by place one hand one the p-n-s, and sucking one’s thumb by placing the opposite arm through the sp-ce created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the p-n-s, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and f-ll-t–us effect
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