Alberto Mancillas
a famous singer in mexico. to be an alberto mancillas you must be illegal and a short mexican with a mustache. must work at at a taco stand and wear hair nets. must have had #4 all around haircut or afro 93% of your life. must like to fondle mens b-tt holes and hang out at playgrounds and watch children play. a alberto mancillas cannot be in anyway athletic except for soccer and stealing bar soap. also must love beans
d-mn dood what the f-ck is that little mexican doing with sh-t on his fingers, he musty be an alberto mancillas.
man who the h-ll stold my used soap? f-cking musta been an alberto mancillas
did you see the news bro? another alberto mancillas got caught at the childrens playground.
knock knock. whos there? meee no speaka english. mee no speaka english who? alberto mancillas
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