albino garden snake


when a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. in other words, much like an albino garden snake, it’s useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
ex.
nicki: “hey jessica, i hanged out with john last night… of course we did ‘the s-x'”
jessica: “oh wow, how was he?”
nicki: “he’s an albino garden snake :(”
jessica: “i f-ckin’ knew it”

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