Albuquerque Hatstand
a s-xual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect p-n-s. much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand…but in this scenario the hat is either someone’s v-g-n- or -n-s.
tim: “why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection jason?”
jason: “because we’re about to do an albuquerque hatstand. sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. now could you get out of my bedroom please tim?”
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