Alburtis


majorly sh-t -ss town in the middle of nowhere pennsylvania. draws old farts in with country night. a recent cop who moved in and made a curfew, absolutely not fun anymore. the people who live there are all jerks, mostly. and is second to the name ‘atown”
all the people who live in alburtis
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.

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