Alcohol Alzheimer’s


an alcohol induced state of memory loss. individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.

symptoms of alcohol alzheimer’s almost always include very little or no memory of possible partic-p-tion in interesting or extraodinary events.
oh my gosh, i woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what i did after the 15th beer last night.

is that jang in my mouth? did mike and i eat a burger before p-ssing out? snap…if i wasn’t suffering from alcohol alzheimer’s, i would remember that yummy burger!!!!

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