Alcohol Conspiracy
the lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. the truth: alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.
over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. they were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive…or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. this is known as the alcohol conspiracy.
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a term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of sweet honesty and night magic evening musk.
–“i’m shaking my head in disbelief.who comes up with these? i need to drink.”
–“that’s because it’s an alcohol conspiracy”
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