Alcohol Gremlin


the alcohol gremlin:

a man or woman that steals the alcohol from a vip table in a nightclub. often spotted in marbella/spain.

how to spot an alcohol gremlin:

usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. armoni, luisi vittong, fucci & dolce & banana.

the alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
typical alcohol gremlin scenario:

gremlin: hey how are you?
victim: i am fine.
germlin: hey look there… (reaches out for the bottle).
victim: where? (looks away)
gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
victim: (left sober with the bill)

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