Alcohol Mathematics
the equation used by a drunk person trying to figure the effects of the next few drinks
using alcohol mathematics is a simple formula;
“i’ve had eight beers now and i feel really good ….. so if i have have another eight beers i’ll feel twice as good!”
it gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;
(i’ve used usa names in keeping with the american flavour)
dirk; hey, it’s 2am …. don’t you have a presentation to the board at 9
t-bone; yeah, but i figure i’m going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
dirk; boy, t-bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag …. another double bourbon?
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