alcoholic savant
a rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of m-ssive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.
billy: “man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their -sses! do you know karate?”
john: “i don’t know anything, but when i’m drinking i’m a black belt. i’m like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me.”
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