Alcoholic’s Logic
type of logic an alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. this logic may not make sense to anyone who isn’t an alcoholic.
alcoholic: when you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind i’d like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
non alcoholic: here we go, alcoholic’s logic again!
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