alcohornic


1. the inability to begin fornication (esp. with one’s long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. one who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

also: alcohorn, alcohornism
1. neil’s an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend debby unless he’s had a few… he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. dude, you’ll totally get a s-xing from jeannie tonight after you feed her some grey and tonics, she’s an alcohornic.

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