Alcotheist


someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.
dan: so. how about that god, eh?
rusty: don’t talk to me about god. i’m an alcotheist.
dan: what’s an alcotheist then?
rusty: -p-sses self and p-sses out in pool of vomit-
dan: i feel enlightened!

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