Alculate

to calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.
ben – i am so drunk off the two fuzzy navals i consumed in the last 10 hours.
neal – i just alculated that you are a sober loser.
to figure out the dollar value per unit of alcoholic beverage. examples of one unit of alcoholic beverage include: 1.5 oz of 80 proof vodka, 12 oz of beer with 5% alcohol, 5 oz of wine with 12% alcohol.
for the same price, a 750ml bottle of 100 proof soco alculates much better than a 750ml bottle of 80 proof soco.

soco and lime shots alculate horribly as they are 50% soco, 50% non-alcoholic lime juice. for better alculation, you are better off asking for the shot of 100% soco and squeezing a lime into it.

mike is a genious for coming up with the term alculate.
the act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.
mike – guys, i picked up some busch light for the power hour instead of the zima that neal requested. i’ve never finished a power hour before, but i have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

neal – i prefer the taste of zima, but you’re correct, this does alculate better.
to practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.
dave – can i order a stoli melon-tini?
neal – i’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your sh-ttiest whiskey.
bartender – not only is that neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.