aldo mendoza
the son of the sun and moon, brother of the mountains, oceans, deserts, and forests, he is the essence of humanity. his presence is unforgettable and unmatched. not many things make him lose his cool, but when snapped he embodies the power that lies within him. be careful with him, for he is, quite literally, one of a kind, and will leave without the slightest of signs. know him and you will surely know the enigma. let him lead you and you will know the world.
aldo mendoza is that person that makes you want to try one more time.
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