Alec Baldwin

a great parent and role model for eveyone.
alec baldwins daughter is an ungreatful little pig
an actor known currently for his role on 30 rock and his razor sharp verbal abuse technique after a contraversial voicemail he left his daughter leaked. also, one of the fabled mystical “baldwin brothers,” whoever they are. it is rumored whoever collects them all will trigger armageddon.
alec baldwin is talented, handsome and charming but still i live in fear.
1. verb: to immaturely, wrongly lose one’s mind and verbally abuse someone as a result, usually while putting on a face of angelic harmony to the world

2. verb: to pick on a defenseless child (something an old man b-tch does)

3. noun: an overrated -ssbag actor with giant man t-ts who hates everyone, everything, and would kill your mom for kicks if he thought he could pull it off. he went nuts on his eleven year old daughter, and the source of the slang verb “alec baldwin”. britney spears dad is known to go “alec baldwin”.
dude, mrs. thatcher got fired after she went alec baldwin on ted’s -ss.

of course i ran away from home. my dad is alec baldwin.

i’m an overrated d-ckhead douchebag, and my name is alec baldwin.
used to describe an unsavory, unattractive or unworthy experience or sentiment, a bad choice
gold lamme with polyester? eww, how alecbaldwin.
a dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.

a guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.

v. to make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
guy 1: “dude, your uncle ray is amazing! he’s been married and divorced 4 times, and now he’s with that hot 26 year old bette. he has a master’s degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet audi. how does he do it, man?”
guy 2: “he’s a total alec baldwin!”

patient: “doc, what am i gonna do? in the last month i’ve lost my wife, my house, my job, and i’ve been to jail for insider trading!! my life is f-cked!”
psychiatrist: “what you’re gonna do is stop whining, and pull an alec baldwin!”
the coolest man alive; the sweetest dude living; total bad-ss;
-who is the coolest man alive again?
-oh, you mean alec baldwin?
-yeah, that’s right, i can’t believe i forgot that.
-neither can i. everyone knows that, you -ssbag.