Aleister
a gaelic name meaning “the master of s-x” given only to the most masculine of men. by law, a child may only be named aleister if his p-n-s exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. as a verb, “to aleister” means “to f-ck the sh-t out of” or “to effortlessly cause multiple -rg-sms in women. if a man named aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac wh-r-. the name aleister has been derived into the english word a-lister.
“aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me c-m four times”
“that d-mn neighbour boy aleister’d my daughter… she was a virgin, now she gets p-ssed around like the town doobie.
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