alek

a term used to describe a man with a big p-n-s
person 1: “did you see his p-n-s? it’s huge!”

person 2: “ya, he’s pretty alek.”
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alek is the heteros-xual way of spelling alec.
person one: “sooo…how do you spell your name?”
“with a ‘c’ right?”

person two: “f-ck no, im not gay”

person one: “ohhhh…ok, so ‘alek'”
the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don’t. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.
did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.
a really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. they are known for this and usually love laughter. when you meet an alek, you should be thankful that you’ve met him!
girl 1: oh my gosh, how was alek?
girl 2: he was so funny and extremely hot!
girl 1: so did you hook up with him?
girl 2: of course!
girl 1: wow… i wish i met an alek!
not to be confused with “alex”, the way most normal people spell their names, ‘aleks is different and unique. despite being a huge pr-ck underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an ‘aleks is actually worth your time.

if you’re looking for an easy lay, that is.

an ‘aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don’t be fooled. said ‘aleks will compliment you and make you feel s-xy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.

the ‘aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn’t bathe, and if he does, it’s most likely twice every three weeks.

if you come across an ‘aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every std mankind knows. (and most likely one or two that haven’t been discovered yet)
girl 1: “oh my gosh, he smells so badly!”

girl 2: “shhh! that’s an ‘aleks, it’s taboo to say a hot guy smells.”
a really cool dude , he has the most amazing girl friend ever named brooklyn , they were ment to be for ever
alek has a amazing girl
a guy who is a manwh-r-, a cheater, and an all out -sshole. he also sleeps with any of his girlfriends’ sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.

however, for a guy who can be a huge -sshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
aleks: i’m so f-cking frustrated right now.

virgin: what’s wrong aleks?

aleks: i haven’t had s-x in two weeks.

virgin: well if there’s anything i can do let me know…

aleks: i will not have s-x with you!

virgin: i didn’t know i was offering.