Alert the Internet
synonym or modern version to “there’s the phone, call someone who cares.”
(loosely)
master shake: thanks for ruining my lunch! which is gone by the way…
frylock: have you looked in the fridge?
master shake: oh brainstorm! alert the internet we got a genius over here
there are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. for example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they’re trying to sound like it’s the news of the year (and it really isn’t), then you’d say this phrase in reply. see alert the media.
(instant messenger convo)
joe: holy sh-t dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes -random emoticon- oh man shes so hawt
jack: zomg alert the internet!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
joe: stfu -angry face- ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no b-lls
jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
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