alessandra coons
the s-xiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! all boys fall in love with her . she is the coolest friend you could ask for!
i love her she is… alessandra c–ns
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a twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people’s property, often objects with obvious sentimental value. max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at pebble beach golf course.
- lindyn
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- fuckface von clownstick
an unfunny nickname for donald trump that sounds like it was coined by a third grader democrat: haha, look at f-ckface von clownstick xd me: what are you, ten? donald trump’s birth-name. “hey dude, did you hear donald trump’s birthname?” “no, what is it?” “f-ckface von clownstick.”
- muted strum
a common s-x position. when you’re hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords 😉 paul: did you and stacey hook up last night? john: yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum
- fatisim
someone who stays fat and is stuck on being fat and lazy. friend: “dude, why is your neighbor driving to his back yard when it’starts 50 ft away”? me: “he’s stuck on fatisim”.