aletima
a marriage between an animal and a human, resulting in a large headed manimal, who often is attracted to large whale-like features, especially blow holes. the marriage ceremony needs to take place near hot dogs (wrapped in bacon) or pizza, since that is the only thing a aletima can eat. this is often why scientist believe that the aletima has a large head.
hey, did you happen to attend the aletima?
yeah, but i couldn’t really see the priest or the guests, there was a big head covering them up.
yeah same here….man i’m never going to an aletima again.
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