Alex Kapranos


the leader of the new scottish gentry(aka franz ferdinand). he is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. this art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.
alex kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.
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the very cool and even s-xier lead singer of one of scotland’s finest band, franz ferdinand, with the coolest voice ever. his mom must be proud.
1.- alex kapranos has a very good taste in shirts and shoes
2.- that kapranos guy sure knows about hairdos!
3.- what a nice booty alex kapranos have!
4.- alex kapranos surely can do whatever he wants with me … if he finds me in the matinee.
a very talented young guitarist/singer/fashion maestro/man from scotland. has crooked teeth that make him look even s-xier. is of greek descent and has large collection of striped shirts. kate moss is after him but she’s not going to succees; sadly he is with company already. he could be my company day ho ho ho chortle. no seriously, he’s gorgeous and talented and s-xy etc. till eternity.
tall, floppy haired, nice cheek-boned man from glaaaaaaaasgooooh who is shy but very cool. plays music for girls to dance to.
lead singer and rhythm guitar from scottish base band franz ferdinand. born to a greek father and english mother, moved to scottland to study at glasgow’s university. was in many other bands prior to ff, like the yummy fur as b-ss player.
currently has a girlfriend and has bad asthma. he is allergic to animals like fur and feathers, but not humans.
“i’m so free i could lacerate” – love and destroy
hot, s-xy, lead singer and rhythm guitarist of a wonderful band, franz ferdinand. has a wonderful voice and makes fangirls squee insanely when they see him in all his s-xiness.
also thought to be gay/bis-xual, or at least metros-xual.
alex kapranos is the s-x with his skinny yellow belt, skinny pink tie, striped shirt, tight pants and absolutely wonderful fringe. i want him. now.
the very s-xy lead singer of the band franz ferdinand from scotland.
i totally love alex kapranos he is a beast
beautiful guy who has a fine collection of retro shirts that most of the time wears undone.
lead singer of the band franz ferdinand.
you will know when to see him if you catch a handsome man with a stripey shirt trousers and a guitar strumming away in his hands whilist singing in a microphone

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