Alex Makar
the coolest tool in the tool box
high, i’m alex makar, and im a little beootch
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- double dangle
when you forget that you are wearing a tampon and insert another. there isn’t one string hanging down, there are two strings causing a double dangle. i think i put a tampon in but i’m not sure.. can you look to see if i have a double dangle?
- precum
prec-m refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man’s p-n-s when he is s-xually aroused. it is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the cowper’s glands. when a man is hiv-positive, pre-c-m sometimes has the virus in it. sometimes spelled pre-c-m. sometimes […]
- anal zombie
a zombie that only can be killed by removing its -n-s with your p-n-s and a special spiked condom. it’s so hard to kill these -n-l zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their -ss!
- afterbirther
one who continues to insist that barack obama was born in kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in hawaii not even jesus himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that obama is a natural born us citizen citizens who have totally had enough of “birthers” and are […]
- pqmz
extreme boredom + extreme procrastination = the four corners of the keyboard. now that you’ve read the definition, stop procrastinating and do your work. jenny was really bored. jenny wasted 3 hours of her time typing random words into google. jenny then spent the next 2 hours typing random patters of letters into the computer […]