Alexandre

usually someone who can be described as “a freaking god”. honestly, n-body is as cool as him, but he allows them to think they are. also, he can cook k.d and bake cookies. just saying.
“oh hey hey”, “you sir, are gooned”, “keep calm, chive on!” – alexandre
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a guy who is unbelievably attractive! he has an att-tude that is at times unbearable, but completely unique. he is hilarious and a good listener. he is intelligent and quite the jack-ss. he leaves a lasting impression on all girls he plays. he is a great musician. he has a nearly unbreakable facade up at all times. he can be hard to deal with but if you can withstand his personality it is completely worth it.
o he must be an alexandre, look at him play that guitar.
a guy, hat fetish, probably drives a datsun, has the hottest girl friend who has a girlfriend, likes a bit of weed, can cook spaghetti, usually lives with a guy called ben and loves the jingjing.
“sweet as”, “what’s doin man”, “that’ll buff out” – alexandre
tends to have an amazingly ugly qtip figure, usually with a crop of p-b- like hairs on his head. he probably thinks he got style but really he looks like a candy striper and probably wears trashy hoodies. pretentious as f-ck. thinks hes hot but he’s not. undoubtedly gay but at the same time all he would post on his blog would be t-ts – clearly a beard. basically a p-ssy overall.
“hey have you talked to that guy alexandre?”
” ew no of course not hes pretentious as f-ck”
dirty as f-ck
person a: woah, that person is so f-cking dirty! bad hygiene!

person b: omfg i know right, his hands are so dirty. he’s an alexandre!
a guy with no friends who reads books about dragon p-rn and likes men come to think of it alexandre isnt actually a guy just a wierd f-ggot with a tic tac of a d-ck. a weirdo not cool enough for a nickname
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