Alex’s Constant
a theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female v-g-n-l opening wherein the size of the the v-g-n-l opening at the caudal end of the v-lv- is set at p-b-rty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
in lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her v-g-n- which is the same at p-b-rty independent of outside stimuli.
in normal terms, a p-ssy is what it is…loose or tight. it doesnt prove theyre a wh-r- and doesn’t prove they’re not. it’s luck. a b-tch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. tight = a future milf.
person 1: “dude! i fit four fingers inside sally last night!”
person 2: “bro, according to alex’s constant look out that means she’s turning into a 40 year old porker.”
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