Alex’s Law
everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because alex smith had s-x with a man 17 times in one day.
kid 1- i totally bombed that test.
kid 2- just remember alex’s law.
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on september 23, 1994 texas, a new law was created in fear of a newborn child named “alexandria g.” law states, “at no time from this point, may alexandria ever travel into a mall, amus-m-nt park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. if accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations.”
(trs 335:12.08)
although now a fugitive, alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.
in recent years, the law has been amended in the state of texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. amendment a states: “no group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable.”
any violation of this law in the state of texas is you do not, p-ss go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas…
-giggle giggle giggle- you’re under arrest in violation of alex’s law.
fugitives include:
all females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.
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