alex’s penis


this stick of matter is the most complex thing known to man. not even scientists can figure out why it’s so small. even though it is the smallest thing to ever exist, alex is still proud of it. because of the microscopical containment, alex can split an atom with it and cause a nuclear explosion and kill all of human kind. president donald trump had kidnapped alex to use this power in the nuclear war between ching chong un and the us. during alex’s in his free time partakes in g-y s-xual activities with a g-y boy named seven queerois. seven has the biggest p-n-s known to man and alex takes it up the -ss because he can’t fit his in sevan’s.
man, alex’s p-n-s is magnificent, it can split atoms. it’s also pretty small.

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