AlFonze


a fonzi is a male who is of asian and cauasian decent. usually has a huge greasy forehead and ridiculous gl-sses and it small in stature.
he gets ripped constantly and smells like the inside of a b-tthole
alfonze gets ripped everyday at skool

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