[Alfred Shitcock]


when you’re engaging in -n-l intercourse. and the person taking it all of a sudden sh-ts on your c-ck.
omfg! did you just give me an alfred sh-tc-ck?

or:
oh gee wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your -ss muscles tighten, but i didn’t think you were going to alfred sh-tc-ck me.

or:
you are totally the master of suspence. i was waiting for you to give me an alfred sh-tc-ck. but i didn’t think it would be this soon.

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