Alice Shot


when you cut a small piece of pineapple and place it in the v-g-n-, along with your favorite tequila. then insert a straw and mix it all together. take the shot through the straw, then search for the pineapple.
john took an alice shot last night, but couldn’t find the pineapple.

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