Alien Jizz


when you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat gr-ss shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
bob: “what the f-ck is on the front of your shirt?!”
sue: “it’s alien j-zz… after being -n-lly probed, the martian men decided to use my shirt as a c-m rag, tastes delicious!”

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