alienware

anything which is given far too much credit for its true value. originally a mainstream brand of gaming computers whose popularity is among the uninformed beginner pc gamers. for the quality of the machines and customer service, the pricing should have been far lower than it was. alienware is often -ssociated with beats headphones and apple products (due to their actual worth being lower than they are made out to be).
bob: “hey, i just got my new alienware laptop and it only cost me three thousand dollars!”
joe: “i thought highly of you before you told me that.”

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steve: “what do you think of my outfit today?”
john: “honestly, you’re dressed in total alienware. it looks kind of stupid and unoriginal.”
steve: “that hurts my feelings.”
john: “you try to hard to fit in, now you look like an alienware loser.”
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a company who makes excellent computer that break.
and when they break, they stay broken.
customer: “ahem i have a problem with…”
alienware tech support “f-ck you!”
– hangs up –
great computer company that people like to bash. they make high end gaming pcs, although they are expensive.
omg i hate alienware it sucks and is a pos and i cant afford 1 lemme go write a definithing definition about it
a very highly overrated brand of gaming cpu. they’re overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. the company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. never buy anything from this company run by ignorant -ssholes.
alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no f-cking clue how to use windows even to the most minimal extent. buy a pc from an honestly reputable manufacturer such as hp, and don’t get ripped off by alienware’s bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.
expensive -ss computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. not bad computers, but a rip-off. these tend to be ugly as h-ll, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.
“i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol”

“uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. plus, i don’t have a gay -ss case where the bottom-front breaks easily.”
a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like cr-p and pays them like cr-p for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled
anyone get any mistakes in their alienware computer it’s my fault for leaving my job.
miami-based company that manufactures very high-end (though usually coming in a few grand below falcon northwest, the absolute leader in bleeding-edge hardware gaming pcs). are instantly distinguishable by their distinctive cases (used to be tall towers, but are now sleeker and sport “alien eyes” at the bottom, because countless boutique shops have imitated the original alienware look) and high costs. owners argue that the convenience of knowing everything is perfectly compatible, and award-winning customer service are worth the price.
fan: dude, steve just got a new alienware.
person: he could’ve bought the same configuration for half that price.
fan: yeah, but he’s also getting 24/7 customer service and they put it together for him.
person: that hardly sounds worth it.
fan: we differ in opinion — the logical solution is to have fight to determine who’s right.
absolute and complete trash/sh-t -ss computers
this is alienware customer service would u like to buy our 15 thousand dollar computer or would u like a new car?