Aliso Viejo
aliso viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle cl-ss residents located in south orange county, california. it is home to one high school, and a place called the aliso viejo town center (or town center for short). going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it’s smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between san diego and los angeles.
the city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be -n-l about every minor infraction. the police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is “too bright.”
“so where do you want to go tonight?”
“how about aliso viejo?”
“aliso viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? yeah right.”
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