alitza


the worst name possible
do you see alitza? glad my mom was smart enough to not name me that.
alitza is the most perfect girl you will ever meet. she will be guarded at first but lighten up as she gets to know you. alitza is the girl every other girl envy’s. guys will fight to the death for her. she has a very lively s-xual drive and is freak willing to try many new things in bed. if you ever sn-tch you up a hottie like an alitza you better not letter her go. that’s some nice -ss p-ssy your missing out on.
guy1: bro did you hear alitza and jeremiah broke up. ima try to go hit that
guy2: over my dead body. she don’t a gumpy n-gg- like you

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