Alka Seltzer Sandwich
when you sh-t on the compet-tion so much..your stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..
did you hear that lil wayne verse?..he says “i be..sh-ttin on ya boys.. i need a alka seltzer sandwich..ugh”
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