alkaddict
an extreme individual psychologically challenged with obsessive compulsive fantasies involving dwayne the rock johnson a 44 gallon drum of baby oil and a naked bear hugging compet-tion
addicted to various substances including crack, blow, alcohol and vast quant-ties of baby oil used as a hallucinogenic substance, sometimes creating a market shortage driving up share prices at johnson&johnson.
that alkaddict was so slippery the rock couldnt grasp him and he flopped around like a mullet out of water !
who bought all the baby oil ? must of been an alkaddict !
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