All Availability Rule
regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
girl: “i love what you and jane have together. i want that. i should say yes to jim.”
guy: “no you shouldn’t. he’s a jerk. i hear he has done time and is $200k in debt.”
girl walks away dejected
guy 2: “why did you do that?”
guy: “all availability rule. never know when i may need her single”
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