All Balls No Chain
all b-lls no chain, or abnc, is a very difficult s-xual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, n-ts-ck-eye coordination, and most importantly – extremely saggy nuts. while engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male’s droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her cl-toris – even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. at this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky d-ck and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil d-ck useless. the male may experience pain to his b-lls due to the constant vag slappings.
sam: yo bro i heard you chilled with maria last night, did you nail her?
dave: well, not exactly but something like that
sam: what? did you get it in or not?
dave: at first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc
sam: oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all b-lls no chain
dave: thanks man
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