All hands on dick


the corporate equivalent of the naval expression “all hands on deck” where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can’t really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their d-ck.
when bp realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the ceo called for all hands on d-ck.

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