All Homo

phrase used to combat the ‘no h-m-‘ and ‘pause’ ‘man laws’, implying that any h-m-s-xually suggestive language/behavior/innuendo is to be conveyed in the most h-m-s-xual way possible. the phrase was possibly coined by h-m-s-xual males, or otherwise seemingly-straight males who somehow feel offended by the rules and/or usage of the phrases ‘no h-m-‘ and ‘pause’, for whatever reason.

very similar to yes h-m-.
(at a tattoo parlor)
guy a: …if you want it that low, you’re gonna have to bend over so i can put it on you.
guy b: what?!
guy a: i said that you’re going to have to bend over so…
guy b: don’t repeat it – no h-m- on that statement, man – you can’t be talking like that to customers!
guy a: aw, man, you’re on that ‘no h-m-‘ stuff too? then i meant to say that you’re going to have to bend over so i can put it on you – all h-m-!

– or –

guy c: he’s over there gettin’ serious money, so i’m trynna get with that n-gg-…
guy d: what?!
guy c: d-mn, do you have to turn everything i say into something gay? d-mn! i’m not a h-m-, man – i’m never thinking anything gay!
guy d: how about, do you have to turn everything you say into something gay?
guy c: how come we can’t be talking about b-tches or something, instead of trying to think about how things i say can be turned into something h-m-?
guy d: hmm – well, i’m just saying, without that ‘no h-m-‘, you’re sounding very much like a h-m- right now. plus, why weren’t you talking about b-tches in the first place, then…
guy c: man, f%%k that ‘no h-m-‘ s#%t, man – all h-m-!
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a term usually used by heteros-xual males confident enough with their s-xuality to play around and get a few giggles and sometimes even males of the h-m-s-xual nature. somewhat a parody of the term ‘no h-m-‘.
ex.1
dude1:when we play basketball, imma get in that -ss.. all h-m- n-gg-
dude2:n-gg- you gay, i don’t even wanna play anymore..
dude1:dude i was joking around!

ex.2
guy1:i need an external hardive bad
gayguy:i could help you with that, all h-m-
guy:-slowly walks backwards-

ex.3
guy1:did you hear about the whale who ate the sea men and swallow, how did they even manage to eat the birds?!
guy2:i eat s-m-n and swallow all the time, easy as cake. all h-m-.
guy1:thats it dude, i’m not chillin with you anymore
guy2:it don’t even matter cuz i got other boys, all h-m-
guy1: i’m outta here man..
term used when a homis says some ol’ gay sh-t.

dude 1 : hey man ya sholders hurt well ima give u a m-ssage but no h-m-.

dude 2: man what the f-ck all h-m-. get the f-ck away from me. tryin to rub on my sholders and sh-t.