All-Madden Fap


run a play in madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. it doesn’t count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.
i’m so good at amfing that i should be in the pros!

you have to be really really skilled to pull off an all-madden fap

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