Alleged Homosexual Life Partner
may be shortened to ahlp. an ahlp is an individual under the accusation, -ssumption or suspicion of being another individual’s same-gendered monogamous life mate.
may be pr-nounced a-h-l-p or ahlp.
man 1:”who’s that guy hanging all over chad?”
man 2: “you mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?”
man 2: “oh, that’s trent, chad’s alleged h-m-s-xual life partner”
man 1: “oh! i didn’t know they were dating! how tricky! i’d like to make him my ahlp…”
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