Allen quist
allen quist
1. politician
2. current republican favorite for gop
3. man who believes dinosaurs and man co-existed and that there is scientific proof of dragons.
republican: vote for allen quist
sane human being: isn’t he the guy who believes in dragons?
republican: of course everyone knows dragons and gods are real
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