allen wrench
an alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
we didn’t have any orange juice and didn’t want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. we’re calling it an “allen wrench”
a p-n-s; the male organ of copulation which also serves as the source for urinary excretion.
john was physically distraught after catching a rock to his allen wrench.
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